If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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