so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I need to calm my uterus...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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