AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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