You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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