he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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