It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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