Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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