Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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