There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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