You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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