I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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