I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina