I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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