Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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