brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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