Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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