i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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