better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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