So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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