I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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