Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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