I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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