Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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