I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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