Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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