Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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