and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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