he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize