i already hear my dad disowning me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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