Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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