I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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