why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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