Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
That accounts for only three of the penises
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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