I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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