Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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