i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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