Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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