Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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