jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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