i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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