Is it normal to miss your booty call?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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