Do you still have your period?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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