Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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