I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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