If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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He passed out mid-signature
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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