Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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