Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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