On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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