marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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