Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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