So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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