just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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