Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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