Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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