He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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