with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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