i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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